Dead dinosaurs, pressure and time. Put ‘em all together for a gazillion years and BAM, you got crude, baby!

  • Gases. These are methane, ethane, propane, butane. Lots of words there that end in ane. You’re going to rule the Scrabble board this Thanksgiving with that arsenal. Cousin Abby’s plus-one cutie pie will be eyeing you up…so brush your teeth, dirtbag.
  • Liquids. Produce gasoline, kerosene, diesel. Three classic liquids for the doomsday prep – thank you Mother Earth.
  • Asphaltics or residuum. Use to produce lube oils, asphalts, etc. Lube oils…that’s the initial focus of this blog, before the Busch pounders kicked in.